The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-Earth, Ranked

[quinquine]

 I didn't really pay a lot of attention to the Toast before it was gone, (today is the last day of active content, and from here on out it's archive city, I guess?) but I would be TERRIBLY REMISS if I didn't link to this, perhaps the best article on the internet of all times:

The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-Earth, Ranked